America has given up on Obama, hasn’t it? That’s the vibe everyone is getting, right? If the recent election in Massachusetts is any indication, he has failed us.
It’s all the media can talk about: poor Obama and his sad, sinking ratings.
He’s failed the liberals. He hasn’t cleaned up the planet or brought us gay marriage nationwide -- yet.
He didn’t close Gitmo, and what’s this about him not stopping all terrorism with the sheer weight of his charming, sexy, celebrity gloss?
There are still major economic and social dilemmas that he hasn’t conquered in the first 25 percent of his presidency.
Now, with his self-appointed high expectations, the American voter might get to watch an angel lose his wings.
Can’t we all agree that this whole "change" idea was silly, and go back to the other guy now?
At least he cracked a smile once in a while.
So, with Obama getting the Conan treatment, who will be nominated to replace him? Someone has to come in and take over this failed revolution.
By jove, that’s the answer! Conan O'Brian must be nominated to succeed President Obama and his failed enterprise.
If only we could get Obama’s wacky sidekick out of the way. Watch out, Joe.
If anyone has the people behind him, it’s Conan. Who can’t help but feel bad for the guy?
He walked into one of the worst leads in history, and before he even got his feet wet, he was declared a failure for not producing instant results for an insatiable American public with zero attention span.
With our president incapable of doing something as simple as revolutionizing national health care in-between super bowls, how can he be expected to do any of the heavy lifting, like ending world violence?
Obama is out. With Conan, king of the tough jobs and even tougher critics, at the healm, I’m certain we’ll soon see a bi-partisan, wholly transparent government materialize over night.
The tricky part will be the contract. How to elect a new president now, without doing harm to the current one? Let’s not get crazy, nobody has any hard feelings here; we’d like this to be a peaceful transition of time-slots.
Maybe 30 or 40 million dollars would be enough to get this guy outta here. Conan could always donate it. I hear he is very charitable.
The citizens, barely a year ago, elected fancy speeches, big smiles, and thoughtful glances, not a civics lesson about incremental legislature.
Late night hosts need to marinate before they get good; presidents should be instant, almost microwaveable.
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